Leaving amazing house parties with free liquor to go spend $7 a drink at the bar just so their social status remains ok.

You’ve seen it many times before: Crazy house party, tons of free good alcohol, lots of hot guys/girls, good music playing….. and then suddenly it stops. The suburban kids MUST go to the bar or else their social status will decline. They must drunkenly slap up all of their boys at the bar and go spend money on their daddy’s credit card. Common activity includes hugging people and asking each other why they left that awesome house party to come here.


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